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TA DAAA!

2007-06-28T05:22:08Z

yup thats right folks, tommie has returned...

whats the update?

well lets start from the last time i left you guys....

well after my father died of course i took an awesome trip to Vegas to help me get better, and a couple months after that i started going to clubs again but this time with Mishelle and the new girl... Danielle.
they started going when i wasnt showing up to hollywood and they made friends without me [bitches, hehe]. Shortly after that i started to become a regular, funny thing is that all the boys ive ever starred at when i would go to these clubs are now friends of mine... one ofcourse i still want to totally do, hahaha.
well Me and Danielle would enjoy talking to everyone... but then that left Mishele behind for some reason... and that eventually resulted to her ditching us at clubs. It got worse later on and she started doing things that would dissapoint us.

Later on that year I finally took a plane to the east coast, i had a blast seeing everyone and i highly plan on taking a trip to see them all again. When i returned Mishelle and Jeff from Tub Ring ended up being together for a brief moment until Mishelle became very cruel to him. So that was the end of that.

later on that year Mishele kinda started doing things that would disappoint any friend... so Me and Danielle eventually stopped talking to her. So from that point on Danielle became my partner in crime.

We made alot of friends that year and we had 2 really amazing holiday parties. Of course i had a little boy drama [just like every other homosexual] but im handling it.
During christmas my mom got herself arrested which was really hilarious, haha.
But sadly one horrible saturday morning i woke up to smoke and long story short... my house is now gone, luckily we still have the backhouse to live in for the meantime and we have excellent insurance.
I Finally went to Long Beach pride for the first time.. and i had an effing blast... especially the part where me and Michael found the car in one shot, haha. and now we're pretty much caught up here.

ill be posting from now on.

start getting excited folks!

_tommie

OOOOOOH I LOVE PATTY!

2006-02-24T22:41:33Z

Hello there all you lovely kiddies in internet land!

Patty here... commandeering mr. Tommie's Livejournal. Today is my birthday and I can do whatever I want. So anyhoo, I'm in California and we are waiting for Crippled Jenny to get out of the shower. So I told Tommy I was gonna update in his LJ.
We totally had sex while I was driving. Not road head but fully nude doggystyle leaned over the steering wheel. I worked the pedals while tommy worked my jawbone.

Anyhoo, Hello to all of the people on Tommy's friends list! We are about to go over to Camilles house so i gotta go.

I LOVE YOOOOOOU!!!

~Patty

awww... vegas<3

2006-02-02T04:35:22Z

it was com'n...

uvcorse it was my idea...

i could only handle soo many pattys...

uvcorse kevin had his kool-aid smile on...

he put a little too much soul into it...

hehe...

MORE

harmful_vapors @ 2006-01-01T00:07:00

2006-01-01T08:51:04Z

my mom is crying....

dad you left too soon.
too young.
too sudden.

you left soo many people behind.

ill forever miss you.

even though i have moved on... i will never forget.

so far i am haunted everynight... i remember the day you left us, i remember everything that lead on to that night.. every detail...

i miss you dad

harmful_vapors @ 2005-09-11T22:08:00

2005-09-12T05:08:18Z

harmful_vapors @ 2005-06-26T16:59:00

2005-06-26T23:47:54Z

i just figured some kids that loveto read my SHIT would like to go to this....

THIS PARTY IS GOING TO GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

new pictures

2005-06-21T10:10:19Z

all for ur viewing pleasure

why does it smell lke sex over here???....

craaazay!

2005-06-20T18:43:12Z

well... i was at mishele's for a good 3 days

and while i was gone Colin was trying to get a hold of me

sadly he bought me 3 packs of cigarettes and since i wasnt available he smoked 2 packs and when he came over all he had to offer was 1 pack

i was a little sad because it was my fault but still... its the thought that counts so i was totally satisfied =]

Colin is fucking awsome, im like totally convinced that he is the coolest thing w/in 3 miles

but anywho, mishele is dealing w/some crazy shit, like her brother left the window open and the cat fell out the window... but u see... mishele lives on the 12th floor so the cat fell down 13 fucking stories!

and it actually survived only w/major bruises!

and today mishele got the news that she's gonna be a club kid

hmm...

just to think of it... what am i doing today?

Colin better call actually.

ok i promise

2005-06-18T01:00:48Z

mehh...

i realize i have nothing better to do so i resulted to just update my jornal right now

isnt that awsome?

hmmmm

yup

ill start now...

andy babbels about how my brother is a penis and how he is better off being w/out my brother and blah blah blah

but...

why does he come to my house at 4:00 in the morning and yell out my brother's name and begs to my mom that he wants to talk to him?

and why am i never around? geez...

why?

2005-05-26T23:07:57Z

i dont know what to do anymore...

he just continues to make me sad....

im sure he doesnt mean it either... but meh... it happens...

i jacked this shit from vinny land

2005-05-13T09:30:47Z

Ok here is what you do....below is the alphabet with descriptions next to them. Spell your name like I did by copying and pasting the letter and descriptions. Post it and let's see what you are made of!!

A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
F - Everyone loves you.
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H - You are not judgmental.
I - You are always smiling and making others smile.
J - Jealously
K - You like to try new things.
L - Love is something you deeply believe in.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
O - You are very open-minded.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are always smiling and making others smile
S - You are very broad-minded.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V - You have a very good physique and looks.
W - You like your privacy.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You cause a lot of trouble.
Z - You're always fighting with someone

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

T - You have an attitude, a big one.
O - You are very open-minded.
M - Success comes easily to you.
M - Success comes easily to you.
I - You are always smiling and making others smile.
E - You are a very exciting person.

for those who forgot about me....

2005-03-15T06:05:28Z

yeah i know i havent updated for like ever but yeh, im now in the LA area hanging out w/my mishele and ive seemed to be a lot more fun around her but yeh, if u havent been to my myspace then im sure u havent seen these brand spanking new pictures!

the end

revenge of the ugly-chunty-boring-virgin!

2004-12-03T20:06:21Z

yeah... the guy got bitchy all because i told him that i have a bf so i stuck him into a chat room

littlemissurine is played by my friend Renee

xJ J J Jew Unitx is played by my friend sarah

PhaGgOtPaNtS is played by muah

and ElectricDinosaur is played by my brother Stevie

Evilame is the ugly-chunty-boring-virgin

Evilame</b>:</font> hi
ElectricDinosaur: Evilame is pretty lonely
xJ J J Jew Unitx: maybe we should just
jump him?
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahaha
Evilame: yes
PhAgGoTpAnTs: maybe
ElectricDinosaur: Evilame is pretty fugly if
you ask me
LittleMissURiNe: i'm just gunna be like
Evilame: hahAHA
xJ J J Jew Unitx: steal his money
xJ J J Jew Unitx: kick him in the groin
Evilame: no thanks
PhAgGoTpAnTs: oh everyone, my brother
is ElectricDinosaur
LittleMissURiNe: throw tomatoes at him
and hope he doesnt liek them
ElectricDinosaur: lol
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahahaha
xJ J J Jew Unitx: hi brother
ElectricDinosaur: hi there ^_^ <-- cheesy face
ElectricDinosaur: so lets see about this
Evilame
LittleMissURiNe: I KNO WHO THAT IS
ElectricDinosaur: dumb sn
ElectricDinosaur: ElectricDInosaur is better
ElectricDinosaur: hey renee
PhAgGoTpAnTs: geeese
LittleMissURiNe: hi *waves* :-P
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hey wut happened to
that guy?
Evilame: yesah
PhAgGoTpAnTs: oh there he is
LittleMissURiNe: what ...oh him
Evilame: yeah i mean
LittleMissURiNe: he doesnt have a name,
HES NOT WORTH ONE
xJ J J Jew Unitx: definately not
ElectricDinosaur: LOL
PhAgGoTpAnTs: WORD
PhAgGoTpAnTs: renee and steph
ElectricDinosaur: eviLAME <--dumb joke
xJ J J Jew Unitx: he can't even think of a
good screen name
PhAgGoTpAnTs: im sure everyone knows
the difference
Evilame: fu
xJ J J Jew Unitx: awwww.
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahaha
xJ J J Jew Unitx: the best you can come
up with, LAME
LittleMissURiNe: well he definitally did
get the 'LAME' part of his sn down
Evilame: i like it simple
PhAgGoTpAnTs: i know huh
xJ J J Jew Unitx: simple...that's definately
you
ElectricDinosaur: there we go
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahaha
ElectricDinosaur: thats why he's loney
PhAgGoTpAnTs: HAHAHAHAHAHA
ElectricDinosaur: hehe loney
ElectricDinosaur: i meant lonely
Evilame: ok
PhAgGoTpAnTs: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LittleMissURiNe: no no loney is good too
ElectricDinosaur: ha!
xJ J J Jew Unitx: he's not worth the extra l
PhAgGoTpAnTs: haha
ElectricDinosaur: any virgins here?
LittleMissURiNe: *crickets*
xJ J J Jew Unitx: evilame
LittleMissURiNe: lol
ElectricDinosaur: LOL
PhAgGoTpAnTs: LMAO
ElectricDinosaur: its what i thought
PhAgGoTpAnTs: i know huh
LittleMissURiNe: yeah, we're all at least
hot enough to get some
PhAgGoTpAnTs: awwww thank u renee
ElectricDinosaur: yay
ElectricDinosaur: but what about Evilame
PhAgGoTpAnTs: i dont know bout that
one....
xJ J J Jew Unitx: even I'M hotter than that
loser
LittleMissURiNe: why even ask, we all
know the answer
ElectricDinosaur: lol
PhAgGoTpAnTs: where he go?
ElectricDinosaur: what happend to him
xJ J J Jew Unitx: hopefully he went to kill
himself
PhAgGoTpAnTs: masterbating
xJ J J Jew Unitx: like a whinny lil bitch
ElectricDinosaur: thats what i thought
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahahahahaha
LittleMissURiNe: or went to go hang
himself WHILE masturbating
ElectricDinosaur: "UGH!! IM A VIRGIN!!"
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahahahahahaha
ElectricDinosaur: LMAO!!!
PhAgGoTpAnTs: ROFL
LittleMissURiNe: lol
PhAgGoTpAnTs: damn where did he go?
xJ J J Jew Unitx: i wouldn't be surprised if
he was crying right now
PhAgGoTpAnTs: iwudint be either
Evilame: ha ha ha
PhAgGoTpAnTs: ahhh, there he is
xJ J J Jew Unitx: LAMEass, you need to
come up with some better defence of
yourself
PhAgGoTpAnTs: like seriously
xJ J J Jew Unitx: because this is just
pathetic
LittleMissURiNe: laughing, pfshh
PhAgGoTpAnTs: yeah
Evilame: i just dont care
PhAgGoTpAnTs: ohhhhhhh, now he
doesnt care
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hehehe
ElectricDinosaur: yep he's def jackng off
LittleMissURiNe: if he didnt he wouldnt be
here
PhAgGoTpAnTs: ur provoking him to run
away from his problems
PhAgGoTpAnTs: but then again he might
just kill himself
xJ J J Jew Unitx: he's like "omgsssss a
hot boy is making fun of me, it'll be the
closet i get to hotness"
LittleMissURiNe: its hard to tell a guy to
be a man while listening to lindsay lohan
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahahahahahaahahahaha
PhAgGoTpAnTs: HAHAHA
ElectricDinosaur: LMAO!!
PhAgGoTpAnTs: well, at least it aint
hillary
ElectricDinosaur: where did you go Evilame?
LittleMissURiNe: ew
LittleMissURiNe: I never liked her, but this
song SUCH PHAT BEATS
PhAgGoTpAnTs: his name is arturo
everone
Evilame has left the room.
xJ J J Jew Unitx: oh god
PhAgGoTpAnTs: awwwwwwwwwww
LittleMissURiNe: I WANNA RIP OFF MY
CLOTHES AND TELL EVERYONE TO
STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME
AND MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT
ME IN MAGAZINES
LittleMissURiNe: oh....
LittleMissURiNe: oops..
ElectricDinosaur: LOL
LittleMissURiNe: damn he left
ElectricDinosaur: yeah huh?
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hahha
PhAgGoTpAnTs: hehe, he left me too

and that was it... he maybe he blocked me maybe he didnt.... who knows really. but it wud help if anyone who reads this just IM the guy

fuck yeah.... new pictures!

2004-11-04T01:03:55Z

its been forever since ive taken pictures

so here u go

so enjoy...... damnit

the end

NeBrAsKa!

2004-11-01T11:36:28Z

yup yup

the pictures from the road trip are finally here!

[just in case i forgot to post it (which i did) i went on a road trip to nebraska w/jen_moonstar and her g/f to get a puppy that costed a arm and a leg in CA but in nebraska it was $250]

note: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi (aka - EIN of Cowboy Bebop)

A Bee got logged head first into the car... his ass was poking out and we thought it was funny.

jenny was glad she wasnt driving (jen_moonstar)

I decided to pose in front of the gas station while the country folk were getting their rifles ready

still glad she wasnt driving, oh look chocolate milk!

waking up from the parking lot of Wal Mart in Nebraska, YAY (note: she was switching seats)

we finally get the dog! look he's soo cute

... I knew it

awww just look at the thing ^_^

yup, still gay

just awakened

god look at those ears....

finally home!

im sure it smells "evil"

making sure everyone knows that she has this dog and you dont

last pic, awwwwwwwwwww ^_^

ugly-chunty-boring-virgins that are obsessed with you are funny

2004-10-10T22:46:55Z

well yeah this is the story,

i got drunk one day and i kissed this guy... sadly now he swears that im in love with him. I've been too nice to this guy by trying to slowy get him off my back... well that wasnt working... so i decided to just have him GET THE HINT.

here is a summary of our conversation:

Ugly Guy: Hey can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah
Ugly Guy: What did you see in me?
Me: Uhhm... I don't know... I didn't see anything
Ugly Guy: Really? Explain
Me: Uhhm... ok... didn't I just tell you that I didn't know?
Ugly Guy: Whatever...
Ugly Guy: Anyways, I hear that you dont like Morrissey or The Smiths
Me: Yup, that's right
Me: It was pretty obvious really
Ugly Guy: How come you don't like them?
Me: Because they're fucking boring and I wouldn't want to waste my time listening to them... me and my friends hated them in the 1st place
Ugly Guy: That's not a good reason
Me: It's the perfect reason
Ugly Guy: Whatever, I don't give a fuck anyways
Me: Ok.
Ugly Guy: We're all going to Knotts and you can't because you're all the way over there ha ha ha ha ha!
Me: Uhhm... ok... now please explain to me why I would give a fuck
Ugly Guy: And pay me back for the shirt to bitch
Me: Ok, come and get it :smile:
Ugly Guy: I'm serious
Me: Oh I know you are
Ugly Guy: I love pissing you off
Me: You aren't at all
Me: Oh c'mon now, you and everyone know that I absorb insults, I'm too hyper
Ugly Guy: I need you to give me my money now!
Me: Oh man, HAHAHAHA
Ugly Guy: What?
Me: You're funny
Ugly Guy: Well hey I got to go to bed
Me: ok goodnight.

Then he signed off [or hopefully blocked me]

I told my friend Luis and his words were

Luis!: Ugly people tend to do that
Luis!: We beutifull ones...
Luis!: Must be carefull

getting kicked out

2004-10-10T05:12:51Z

ok.. this is the issue...

my mom hates andy and she doesnt like him inside the house and she puts me in charge of keeping him out.

one day andy needed to take a shower and my brother walked to my mom and asked and she said "yes"....

while steve was at work and andy in the shower my mom tells me to pack my shit.

while i pack my stuff my little brother starts giving me plans to go w/him to pick out costumes.... i started crying when he left the room.

jenny comes to pick me up and i finally finish packing my stuff.

i walk to my mom's room to say goodbye to my baby brother [danny].

he see's me crying and he looks real nervous and i give him jenny's number...

i tell him to call me whenever he wants and he finaly asks "where you going?" i started crying more and i told him that i wasnt gonna live there anymore and he made that shocking inhale and he started crying
i hugged him and he held me really tight and asked me if i was gonna come back and i just told him "i dont know".

he was crying soo much and i repeated to him that he could call me whenever he wants and he just said "ok" and then my mom yelled at him to come back to bed and we said our goodbyes and that was the last time i saw him.

right now im crying my balls off while im typing this soo ill stop.

harmful_vapors @ 2004-08-11T13:48:00

2004-08-11T20:47:11Z

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harmful_vapors @ 2004-08-10T07:33:00

2004-08-10T14:32:00Z

well i was sitting down one day and it came to me...

the second annual (i guess) HARMFUL VAPORS AWARDS!!!

same rules as last time kids, to be listed as a nominee you must reply to this and then ill start the voting for these categories!

*funniest
*nicest
*nicest ass
*gayest
*most likely to be in bed with
*smartest
*most likely to kill someone
*weirdest/craziest

when the voting starts only livejournal users could vote [duh] and they have to be active users, u cant just tell random friends to sign up for LJ just to vote for you cuz thats just plain retarded [uh durr]

oh and

p.s.
good bye rick james

R.I.P.

harmful_vapors @ 2004-08-06T07:37:00

2004-08-06T14:36:22Z

this is prolly the cutest thing in the fucking world! can anyone spot me? [[[[[[ ga huk ]]]]]]

YES!

IM NOT LAST!!! WHOOO!!!

believe me, im absorbing the moment.

and who told vinny im a late night caller? hahaha, i know he cudint have guessed that out.

and why does everyone seem to love that picture? that pic is everywhere yo.

poops

2004-03-24T12:03:07Z

hey hey!

i got a new layout

check it out and stuff...

harmful_vapors @ 2004-03-21T16:26:00

2004-03-22T00:26:41Z

my uncle stabbed my other uncle

hehe

how crazy eh?

ooh la la

2004-03-21T13:44:51Z

[ignorance]

[some people shud just go to sleep or something]

[why is hollywood sounding interesting to me right now?]

[that makes me feel worse]

[eris never came by]

[we're all pretty sure that didnt make thing go even better]

[im tired]

[maybe i shud just go to the back and let them know my mom wants me to stay in here]

[THE END]

blehh

2004-03-17T00:15:55Z

went to hollywood and now im still bored

THE END

well....

2004-02-26T11:28:22Z

yeah...today sux major ass, went to work
[pointless]
and did nuthing,

and yeah...DID NUTHING THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY

the whole fucking point of me not working today was to have a friend dye my hair
[since i dont have bleach of my own, hehe]

and yeah, i really wanted to fucking dye my hair[bangs] b4 saturday

but nooooooo
i guess for some gay reason i wasnt meant to have my fucking hair colored or something,

unless someone out there is oh so verry nice enuff to help me out here cuz i really really really want it done b4 saturday, i just need someone to bleach stuff fo me and i swear ill totally pay you and stoof
[but to be honest w/u ill prolly pay u back next week but u cud totally trust me to pay u]

and yeah, pleeeze!

[in other news]
today i bought myself a Dora the Explorer backpack instead of the bleach for my hair

THE END

:'(

p.s.
no more paid account for a while :-/